Monday, 30 July 2012

We are at DEFCON 3

We have now stepped down from ....DEFCON 2 
(Next step to nuclear war)

to DEFCON 3 (Increase in force readiness above that required for normal readiness)... 

The fleas are reduced and the hope is that in the next few days we will be at DEFCON 4 (Increased intelligence watch and strengthened security measures).

And eventually DEFCON 5 (Lowest state of readiness) 
once all trace of fleas have gone...

We have hoovered, scrubbed, wiped and sprayed in an attempt to rid ourselves of these fleas.

We are getting there, unfortunately they have held their position in some quarters and remain defiant...

I am seriously considering a bug bomb, traps and possibly shaving the cats...

It is surprising that now, everything that moves out of the corner of your eye could be a flea.

Every dot, every piece of lint, every speck and every crumb has been examined and scrutinised.

Even if it is not a flea, it has been sprayed, even beads on the floor and toast crumbs... 

There will be no hiding place...

We will be triumphant...!!!! 




2 comments:

  1. Morning Rose, we are winning but there are still a few rouge fleas left. Naughty fleas :)

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